The End of the World Contingency Plan

In every end of the world movie out there, several places get completely dicked over.  Either bombs are falling on them, or they’re flooded by full oceans, or ripped apart by earthquakes.  Here are the top places to avoid on 12/21/12.

1. New York City: Hell, it doesn’t take the end of the world for that place to get pimp-slapped in film.  Almost every disaster has struck NYC in movies and in television.  It’s like a disaster magnet.  Just freaking stay way from it if you know what’s good for you.

2. L.A.: Everyone says that one day it’s going to fall into the ocean as soon as one good quake hits it.  The likelihood may very well be slim, but is it worth the chance?  I don’t think so.

3. London: I don’t know, maybe it’s all the tea, but London is one of those places that attracts Armageddon danger.

4. Tokyo: They have giant radioactive monsters like Godzilla and they have even scarier forces such as Hello Kitty.  Again, not worth the risk. Oh, heaven help us if somehow the two blended together…The humanity…

5. D.C.: Well, the place is already pretty scary without the threat of the end of times (have you tried to drive through there?).  If we’ve learned nothing from movies such as Independence Day, we’ve learned that aliens will head there first when it comes to eliminating our kind.  Avoid at all costs!

After much in the way of procrastination, The EWCP is coming back to action. We have a little over two years to figure out what we’re going to do about the end of the world and the there-afters. The thing is, I’m going to need help!

We’ve been thinking of new and exciting ways to put The Plan to use. What would the world need to secure the future of man-kind sort of stuff. Most importantly is what does The EWCP stand for.

We’re going to need:

1. Articles on what’s important right now.
2. Your job in the future World of Ruin.
3. Articles on what the possibilities of what our End is going to be like.
4. Reviews on movies/books/games about the end of the world.
5. Links to other sites similar to this one.
6. And whatever else you can come up with regarding the pending apocalypse.

If you want to be a part of The EWCP team or want to contribute your articles, please send it to partyplanner[at]theewcp[dot]com or hit up the contact page with your stories.

**Note: If you signed The List before, you’ll have to do so again. The spam was apocolyptic in its own right, so it had to be dealt with.

Welcome one and all to the EWCP, where planning for the end of the world includes a giant tube of lube and a slip-n-slide.

Everyone’s heard of all those end of the world theories out there. Hell, the next time the world is supposed to end is coming up pretty fast (see the countdown timer on the sidebar, there?). But is anyone coming up with any sort of plan?

No, not really. All that crap’s bogus, right?

But what if it isn’t? We’d be totally screwed, and that would suck. The plan here is to, well, come up with a plan of some sort. Right now, we’re just creating a list of things that we’re going to need to bring and where the parties are going to be. Parties are very important, you know.

So, sit back and enjoy all the fun of the EWCP. The S**t’s going to eventually hit the fan. Might as well have fun with it!

Yours truly,

Party Planner