The End of the World Contingency Plan

With all this talk of the end of the world, we need to figure out what is the most important thing(s) to protect should the end come.

Well, other than, well, us, of course!

Here are the three I think are of the utmost importance:

It's the Mother F'in Constitution!

1)The Constitution

Law and order is awesome. I mean, we can always change it to all hot girls have to be in bikinis all day and the sexy men-folk need to wear leather thongs. It doesn’t have to stay exactly the same. And really, it’s more just the concept of it anyway.

The Geneva Bible

2)  The Most Complete Texts of Various Religions

Hey, when everything is dreary and muted grey in the apoc, having a belief that something better is out there in the beyond might just be helpful.  And I’m not talking just one–get them all!  The Bible, the Torah, the Koran, etc.

I gotta check out this Madame Tussauds place before we go....

3)  A Wax Figure of Michael Jackson

Our dear King of Pop may have departed this world, but that doesn’t mean he can’t save it.  We could put this outside of our cave and hope that it convinces the zombies to dance instead of coming to eat our brains.  We’re going to need those…Thinking is good.

Got anything else?

Welcome one and all to the EWCP, where planning for the end of the world includes a giant tube of lube and a slip-n-slide.

Everyone’s heard of all those end of the world theories out there. Hell, the next time the world is supposed to end is coming up pretty fast (see the countdown timer on the sidebar, there?). But is anyone coming up with any sort of plan?

No, not really. All that crap’s bogus, right?

But what if it isn’t? We’d be totally screwed, and that would suck. The plan here is to, well, come up with a plan of some sort. Right now, we’re just creating a list of things that we’re going to need to bring and where the parties are going to be. Parties are very important, you know.

So, sit back and enjoy all the fun of the EWCP. The S**t’s going to eventually hit the fan. Might as well have fun with it!

Yours truly,

Party Planner