The End of the World Contingency Plan

With all this talk of the end of the world, we need to figure out what is the most important thing(s) to protect should the end come.

Well, other than, well, us, of course!

Here are the three I think are of the utmost importance:

It's the Mother F'in Constitution!

1)The Constitution

Law and order is awesome. I mean, we can always change it to all hot girls have to be in bikinis all day and the sexy men-folk need to wear leather thongs. It doesn’t have to stay exactly the same. And really, it’s more just the concept of it anyway.

The Geneva Bible

2)  The Most Complete Texts of Various Religions

Hey, when everything is dreary and muted grey in the apoc, having a belief that something better is out there in the beyond might just be helpful.  And I’m not talking just one–get them all!  The Bible, the Torah, the Koran, etc.

I gotta check out this Madame Tussauds place before we go....

3)  A Wax Figure of Michael Jackson

Our dear King of Pop may have departed this world, but that doesn’t mean he can’t save it.  We could put this outside of our cave and hope that it convinces the zombies to dance instead of coming to eat our brains.  We’re going to need those…Thinking is good.

Got anything else?