The End of the World Contingency Plan

Welcome one and all to the EWCP, where planning for the end of the world includes a giant tube of lube and a slip-n-slide.

Everyone’s heard of all those end of the world theories out there. Hell, the next time the world is supposed to end is coming up pretty fast (see the countdown timer on the sidebar, there?). But is anyone coming up with any sort of plan?

No, not really. All that crap’s bogus, right?

But what if it isn’t? We’d be totally screwed, and that would suck. The plan here is to, well, come up with a plan of some sort. Right now, we’re just creating a list of things that we’re going to need to bring and where the parties are going to be. Parties are very important, you know.

So, sit back and enjoy all the fun of the EWCP. The S**t’s going to eventually hit the fan. Might as well have fun with it!

Yours truly,

Party Planner